Want to taste success? Here’s 1 sure-fire recipe!

Don’t buy lottery tickets.
Don’t make wishes.
Don’t hope for things.
Don’t read fortune cookies, eat them.
Don’t look to the stars, aim for them.
Don’t pray to receive, only to give.
Don’t ask for anything. Not a damn thing.
Don’t expect anything from others.
Don’t whine, bitch, moan or complain.
Don’t buy National Sleep Foundation’s prescribed 8 hours.
And yes, you better fuc*ing love Mondays!

Cheers to your success!!!

Sales Sniper University